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Habitual Offender Patrol,

It Is what it is!

As I patrol the streets of H Town, I am often offended by the blatant disregard folks have for their appearance.  I see so many folks committing the most hideous of fashion crimes.

 I have been forced to witness folks revealing their butt-cracks, folks bearing it all on beaches. There's the females who wear short shorts, and have their hiney cheeks stick out beneath the short. There's the ones who are decked out from head to toe, and kids look a hott mess! Then my favorite is the many males who walk around holding their sagging pants up because if they let go, the pants would hit the floor. Umm Umm Umm.  What a site to see. So, join my little movement and help me expose these offenders.

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whats in

Let's talk about Fall 2009, get your gear right!

 

 

 

 

 

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 whats out

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mullet

 Old school mullets are out. There are mullets, that you can sport right about now, but this one is NOT one of em'. Do some homework man.

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 Old asses hanging out of your pants are also H.O. Wrongs! This gives a whole new meaning to sagging. Too big, too nasty, too WRONG!!!

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Lookin' good, fellas.

Now that's a damn shame. Why put on pants at all? Where do these folks with low-self esteem come from? Do they work? If so where? How much do they make? Who are their moms? Poor family. Do you claim this???

Guys, I'm sorry to tell you. But sagging bottoms were never in. Some poor sap though it'd be cute to see how many idiots they could get to follow a trend that would make them look stupid and appear ridiculous. Let's end it here.

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Goth is what it is for those who down with it, but, these WTF's really need to be Check'd. Look at those leg warmers on the middle chick. It's really ALL wrong. No way to really pick out anything in particular. Ladies, you get no points for this mess.

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Ok, I am trying to stop laughing. From time to time, I too find myself needing to lean up against a pole or a wall to just take a load off and relax. However, I am VERY aware of how my body is positioned at ALL times. So, one question, how the hell this heffa don't know her a-- is eating up the damn pole??? Don't give em' anymore to talk about, please ma'am!

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Well, at least big daddy make sure his lady gets where she needs to go, huh? Hot, wet, nasty mess!

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Where's P.E.T.A.? I guess they are too busy messing with Paris Hilton to catch stuff like this. Poor little fella. Wonder if he even knows who the Cowboys are?
 
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who got it wrong

Get your boxes out, time to dump the unwearables!

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Ladies, I know the whole "Hammer" look is back in, but there are some do's and don'ts to wearing them. First off, they should NOT give you the "CAMEL TOE" look around the crouch.  Try em' on and make the best decision for YOUR body. Please don't feel that you have to conform to this particulary style (or any style for that matter), just because it's "in" right now. Consider how YOU are built and made up. Careful...

Now leggings are the "it" thing to wear right now. They come in all types of patterns & styles. But, that doesn't mean the designer knows how to create a look for you. Be careful. Don't go for scary like this chick covered in eyeballs. That's just nasty! Just because they make em' don't mean you have to wear em!

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Speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

   

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nicolette sheridan

Well I do love me some Nicolette Sheridan, great actress. I must question her self respect on this one though. She's walking down the streets with her girls on "perk" and I'm re-thinking my level of respect for her. Come on Nicollette, get a bra! Or at least get nipple covers. How inappropriate!

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As old as Pam Anderson is, it would seem like she would want to get over her "self obsession" with her body. Showing off your vagina is both offensive and a number one classic H.O. Move! 

  

 

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 who got it right

  Now that's What's Up!!! Still waiting on some one to get it right. Stay tuned...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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